When was it that I lost the ability to remove the paper from a straw?!?!
Gone are the days when you could gently tap one and of the straw and have the straw appear out the top, then gleefully blow the outer paper at someone hoping to hit them in the face.
Its like those things are put on with glue. Now I have to do this "pull-apart-the-paper-from-the middle in two pieces" thing which makes a weird squeaking sound. Sometimes I have to go through three straws to get one that hasn't been twisted into a knot when I'm done. I thought this was just a random phenomenon, then I realized it happens all the time every time.
Bring back the good ole American straw! When it took three redwoods to make one paper straw sleeve!! Loose fitting paper, lotsa air in there! Perfect for shooting at someone and making that accordion snake thingy which expands when you get it wet.
I blame Hillary Clinton.
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