Roses are out, creepy love notes are in...

I've had the opportunity over the years to listen to several women report they are being stalked by a strange guy. I have commonly noticed one thing in everyone of these cases: The women have all been repulsive.

They say things like "He just wants my body" (which looks like a full water bed mattress out of its frame). Or "I know he likes to watch me undress." or something else which activates my gag reflex.

This last time however Romeo left a note for this glistening, snorting, smells-like-feet-and-welfare, queen of the sea cows....

It is reproduced with the names changed. Look out ladies, he may still be single...Enjoy!

"Dearest K.

I thought that I would get at you on paper instead of face to face. I'm "D" and as you know they call me "D". And seriously I was checking you out since I first got here.
I know or notice the expression on your face, when I asked if dude was your boyfriend and you said "sort of".

It's like this: Yes, I just got out of prison for robbery and attempted kidnapping.
So anytime you want to talk about anything let me know. I want to be with you, but first let's get to know each other. You don't have to worry about me cheating on you or any of that stupid shit! I'm all man and you'll have all the respect from me.

I do want to be with you K. I am looking for a job but I can't make people give me a job you know? I'm sitting here thinking about you and I'm willing to do whatever it takes except go back to prison, and I am not about to do that.

But until then, you take care and sleep well.

Respectfully,
D."

This taught me that for every globulous, unmotivated, ridiculous, Section 8, baby maker, there's a lurking, violent, fuming, angry-at-the-world parolee waiting to scoop her up, steal her WIC card and molest her middle child.

It's my credit score. It can be as low as I want it to be!!!

So I just got my tax return.

I had two Chase credit cards each with a $3000.00 balance or so.

I paid them and cancelled them.

Each time I try to share this good news, everyone says the same thing:

"You need to keep one open so you have available credit so you will have a good score otherwise you wont blah blah blah and then you can't by a triple-decker double-fisted elbow tickler blah blah blah cause everything I know about money I learned from spending it blah blah blah."

Credit is BAD. Using it is BAD. It is an instant gratification tool we have come to accept as being necessary. IT ISN'T. A good credit score is for people who need more loans to buy more things.

If you haven't guessed, Frontman489 is a minimalist. If I don't have it and can't afford it, I don't need it.

I'm not saying ruin you credit. If you wan to keep a card open for emergencies that *IS* a smart thing. AS LONG AS IT'S FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY. I'm saying live within your means and lets stop giving our money away in minimum monthly payments to a bunch of overpaid retards who spent all their money and ours and then needed the U.S. government to fork over some more so they wouldn't have to take a 1.2 million pay cut. RIDICULOUS!!

Screw the credit card companies and let them nickel and dime someone else! I'm going old school. That's right, a savings account. As in "I'm going to start putting money in there as soon as I kill the debt I have left." Then if I need it, Ill save for it and buy it.

Mastercard and Visa can kiss my @$$.

Frontman489.