I've had the opportunity over the years to listen to several women report they are being stalked by a strange guy. I have commonly noticed one thing in everyone of these cases: The women have all been repulsive.
They say things like "He just wants my body" (which looks like a full water bed mattress out of its frame). Or "I know he likes to watch me undress." or something else which activates my gag reflex.
This last time however Romeo left a note for this glistening, snorting, smells-like-feet-and-welfare, queen of the sea cows....
It is reproduced with the names changed. Look out ladies, he may still be single...Enjoy!
"Dearest K.
I thought that I would get at you on paper instead of face to face. I'm "D" and as you know they call me "D". And seriously I was checking you out since I first got here.
I know or notice the expression on your face, when I asked if dude was your boyfriend and you said "sort of".
It's like this: Yes, I just got out of prison for robbery and attempted kidnapping.
So anytime you want to talk about anything let me know. I want to be with you, but first let's get to know each other. You don't have to worry about me cheating on you or any of that stupid shit! I'm all man and you'll have all the respect from me.
I do want to be with you K. I am looking for a job but I can't make people give me a job you know? I'm sitting here thinking about you and I'm willing to do whatever it takes except go back to prison, and I am not about to do that.
But until then, you take care and sleep well.
Respectfully,
D."
This taught me that for every globulous, unmotivated, ridiculous, Section 8, baby maker, there's a lurking, violent, fuming, angry-at-the-world parolee waiting to scoop her up, steal her WIC card and molest her middle child.
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